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01:33 Js, you're not a real stoner until you've smoked resin.
03:48 I just reached level 19. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
04:14 I'm having a strong craving for fried okra and hot sauce from Churches Chicken.
15:51 No but seriously. Danny Gokey is a motherfucking douche and I called it from the beginning. You can all s my d.
19:58 Oh god, Keith is killing me
20:00 "Mind if I call ya Liz?" "No problem, Pete!"
20:00 Sad that I can tell @maddow is not in studio.
20:06 Getting my mom to watch @maddow with me
20:13 No word yet on the returns from West Palm Beach.
20:29 Gabby McYapperton
20:35 Lmfao Rachel. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
20:41 Sometimes stuff comes out wrong when it's George W Bush
21:05 "Is he drinking again?" "Like a Kennedy on Election Day!" #rescueme
21:08 #rescueme "No Tom, I mean it. I LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU."
21:15 "Everytime I look at your ass I'm gonna picture Ben Franklin coming out of it." #rescueme
21:17 "You don't turn a hose on a black man, didn't you see the footage from Birmingham?!" "See it? I was THERE." LMFAO. #rescueme
21:18 "I think you got a little peanut butter on your ass." #Rescueme
21:31 #rescueme Drink Puke Drink
21:34 #rescueme "There was no penetration"
21:36 #rescueme "Come on, bring it you douche!"
21:48 #rescueme ROFL SHAWN IS SEEING SINGING ANGELS
21:48 #rescueme NOW HE'S SINGING. LMFAO.
21:49 #rescueme "God DAMNIT Terrence, I can't have a dream without you showing up? GET OUT OF HERE!" ROFL SHOTGUN
23:10 RT @isweatbutter: i've got pubes taller than danny devito. #letterman #justsayin// First thing to make me laugh all night.
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