I love these things!
Top 10 Pick up lines I found tonight...
10. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
9. You be the biscuits, I'll be the gravy, lets do breakfast sometime.
8. You MUST have a nice personality. or I'm good at math. U+I=69. (tied)
7. (walk up to the chick) Ok, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about it.
6. You must have a ninja in your pants because your ass is kickin.
5. Do you have any raisins? No? How bout a date?
4. You're like a prize winning fish, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you. (So good! haha)
3. What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
2. They call me coffee cuz I grind so good!
1. Should I buy tickets to your fantastic voyage?
SOO GOOD! There are a few honorable mentions that I could...well mention...but that might be a long list. So suffice it to say that tonight's hunt was a success.
As for the life aspect of posting-ness, life is good. I got to stay with Ben for TWO HOLE NIGHTS! Lucky us huh? Actually, its is lucky us, that doesn't happen too often, and it was wonderful. I promise I'll get better at racquetball babe. It was really nice to be with him. I kind of liked the feeling of waiting for him to get off work. =) I felt all girlfriend-y. Oooh chills. haha
I finally went grocery shopping for the first time in like a month and a half. I was down to a thing of ramen and 8 packets of instant mashed potatoes (you tell your mother you want some potatoes and she sends you the instant equivalent of a farm). Oh and ritz crackers. Those were many a meal for me for a while. Haha. That and fast food...blech! No more fast food for me for a while. Even side salads have lost their luster. (Not that they had much to begin with). I ended up spending a whole shit ton at Publix, but on the upside, I had my first balanced meal in a while. So my body says thank you, and I say a hearty "you're welcome." Now to start my work out regimen, and life will be grand.
Well, since this thing couldn't be any longer, i'll wrap it up. I guess I'll do more of a bloggy style thing next time.
P.S....Cloverfield is worth it...unless you have motion sickness. (But if it were me, i'd pop some dramamine and give it a shot)
10. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
9. You be the biscuits, I'll be the gravy, lets do breakfast sometime.
8. You MUST have a nice personality. or I'm good at math. U+I=69. (tied)
7. (walk up to the chick) Ok, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about it.
6. You must have a ninja in your pants because your ass is kickin.
5. Do you have any raisins? No? How bout a date?
4. You're like a prize winning fish, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you. (So good! haha)
3. What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
2. They call me coffee cuz I grind so good!
1. Should I buy tickets to your fantastic voyage?
SOO GOOD! There are a few honorable mentions that I could...well mention...but that might be a long list. So suffice it to say that tonight's hunt was a success.
As for the life aspect of posting-ness, life is good. I got to stay with Ben for TWO HOLE NIGHTS! Lucky us huh? Actually, its is lucky us, that doesn't happen too often, and it was wonderful. I promise I'll get better at racquetball babe. It was really nice to be with him. I kind of liked the feeling of waiting for him to get off work. =) I felt all girlfriend-y. Oooh chills. haha
I finally went grocery shopping for the first time in like a month and a half. I was down to a thing of ramen and 8 packets of instant mashed potatoes (you tell your mother you want some potatoes and she sends you the instant equivalent of a farm). Oh and ritz crackers. Those were many a meal for me for a while. Haha. That and fast food...blech! No more fast food for me for a while. Even side salads have lost their luster. (Not that they had much to begin with). I ended up spending a whole shit ton at Publix, but on the upside, I had my first balanced meal in a while. So my body says thank you, and I say a hearty "you're welcome." Now to start my work out regimen, and life will be grand.
Well, since this thing couldn't be any longer, i'll wrap it up. I guess I'll do more of a bloggy style thing next time.
P.S....Cloverfield is worth it...unless you have motion sickness. (But if it were me, i'd pop some dramamine and give it a shot)