So ....
So tonight was amazing because I party hopped. I felt special. =) But the reason I am posting this post is because of what I encountered at the last party I attended tonight.
I was at a friend's birthday party, when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, came my other friend's (not birthday girl) boyfriend. He stands in the middle of the room, asks for a beat, then breaks away his breakaway pants. Oh, but wait, there's more! He has no underwear on. Just a Red Robin. A red robin on his penis. And a string between the cheeks of his buttocks. He starts jumping around, the bird dances. I was sitting at the end of the couch where his girlfriend was also sitting. After he gets done w/ his strip tease/chasing males around w/ his red robin penis, he goes to sit next to his girlfriend. Notice, I didn't mention him replacing his pants. My seat suddenly became very uncomfortable, and I went to sit on someone else's lap. He might have been a teensy bit inebriated.
....On the plus side, it was the first time I've ever seen breakaway pants fulfill the full meaning of their name. So you know...good stuff.
I was at a friend's birthday party, when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, came my other friend's (not birthday girl) boyfriend. He stands in the middle of the room, asks for a beat, then breaks away his breakaway pants. Oh, but wait, there's more! He has no underwear on. Just a Red Robin. A red robin on his penis. And a string between the cheeks of his buttocks. He starts jumping around, the bird dances. I was sitting at the end of the couch where his girlfriend was also sitting. After he gets done w/ his strip tease/chasing males around w/ his red robin penis, he goes to sit next to his girlfriend. Notice, I didn't mention him replacing his pants. My seat suddenly became very uncomfortable, and I went to sit on someone else's lap. He might have been a teensy bit inebriated.
....On the plus side, it was the first time I've ever seen breakaway pants fulfill the full meaning of their name. So you know...good stuff.