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[alla16]

i'm so excited...i've decided that i'm having a big metal pole built into the foundation of my house. it will have a heavy steel chain that you will be tied to. i will cook for you and you can run around the pole in cirlces for exercise but you may not leave.
-Melissa

what an endearing darling she is. i am so amused.
i do like meli's pies.