Cool [Smallville, PG-13]
Title: Cool
Author: all_you_wanted
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: firstline_fic
Prompt: #05
Disclaimer: I own nothing, please don’t sue.
A/N: I know I said I was thinking of doing that other thing with this prompt but then evil bunnies attacked me before I could do so. Heck you never know, I might even do this one twice.
Spoilers/Timeline: post Justice
Summary: A.C. has an uncool awakening
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"We. Had. Sex! -- With each other?!"
A.C. grimaced at the loud screech beside him. Contrary to popular belief, just because he was a quarter-fish, didn't mean when he drank like one he didn't get hang overs just like the rest of the non-fish populace.
Or would he be considered more half-fish?
A foot to his side pushed him through the haze of his mind and out of the bed, colliding with the the hard ground.
"Dude!" He cried afoul from the floor. Right now he wasn't sure what hurt more, his head, his ribs or his butt. "That was so not cool."
"Cool?" The bed's occupant pulled at the sheet covering him, whipping it off his body and wrap it around their own. "You want to be 'cool'. Fine, I'll show you cool."
From his spot laying naked on the floor, A.C. could see under the bed. An entire family reunion's worth of dust bunnies greeted him, making him sneeze.
"You better not be getting sick cause if you give me some sort of fish cold I'm gonna fry your ass."
A.C. lifted his hand, making mock talking motions with it. Closing his eyes, he laid there and prayed for the room to stop swimming.
If I was in the ocean, does that mean then that everything would be still?
He was shocked out of his deep thoughts by an icy cold blast.
"It that 'cool' enough for ya, Fish Sticks." Bart stood over him, a sheet wrapped around him toga style and a fire extinguisher in hand. "Or do you need another flash freezing?"
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