[THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN IS FINALLY HERE]
THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN.
on the left, we have the lovely miss talitha. Queen of all things that give you the hibiity jibbitys. aka SPORK NINJA!!
STATS:
- Name - iona-watchmajigger
- Profession - artsy thing by day, SUPER TURTLE HERO by night
- Weapon of Choice - plastic cafeteria spork [magical]
- Battle Cry - "AIEAEIAEIAIEIEAEIIAEIE" [braveheart style, baby]
- Theme Song - My Ass is on Fire by Mr. Bungle
and on the right, we have the skanky miss jenna. Queen of sleeping and rolling around in trash cans like a hobo. aka PANCAKE PIRATE!!
STATS:
- Name - spanky the seagull
- Profession - sleeping in dumpsters by day, STREET HOOKER by night
- Weapon of Choice - poorly made spatula
- Battle Cry - "holy marlon brando!"
- Theme Song - Push It by Salt N' Pepa
WHO WILL BE THE WINNER? ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE.
VOTE NOW! DO IT! PEER PRESURE!
The winner will recieve a sandwich prepared lovingly by expert chef Seth. HAPPY BATTLING!
