Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
WHY ARE THESE STUPID JOKES SO ENTERTAINING??????
I shall post some of my favorites ^_^
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by it's cover.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
And there are SO many more good ones.
WHY??????????????????????????????
I shall post some of my favorites ^_^
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by it's cover.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
And there are SO many more good ones.
WHY??????????????????????????????