burn down monteal!

Oct 06, 2004 20:37


i haven't been on here in so long, livejournal has changed! ok so a lot has happened in the past month it's retarded but i will just talk about my montreal excursion and why i hate the french.

day 1 of being scammed by frogs: the cab driver over charged us 60$ good 1st impression.i was sick for the trip, we walked around then i slept then went to the casino then slept and then went clubbing. so people ask you for tips in montreal. i HATE that. i got a drink at the bar and gave the girl 75 cents, she looks at it and is like is that for the drink, i was like ya she says umm it should be 2 $ i was like is this skanky bitch for real, and i was dumb and gave her 1.75$ but making sure it wasn't the whole 2, i like to be spiteful?. the dude at the hotel asked for a tip, he didn't get one i was hatin. we went to a strip club and some dirty hoe shook her ass, i left. then whet to a the dance club when it closed closed we ended up in a really bad area, i was loaded and we ended up in a weird porn shop, we got angry and i made  a scene as usual when a boy came out of the booth i yelled at him does your mother know your in here then i tried to make a graceful exit by crawling through a glass door.

day 2 of being scammed: so we go to le ronde and it is pecking rain, we asked the girl if all the rides are going she says yes they are all going. we go to get a ticket ripped and the girl was being weird with us and wa sliek no refunds, we asked if the rides were gonan stop and she laughed. so we go to get a locker the machine eats our money, then have to go through like a 15 mins retarded french process to get a damn locker that works then it poured and no rides were running. we got on liek 5 or 6 rides the whole day. i got chased by a vampire and i was scared. and there was a scarey ice cream man. we were mad at le ronde so one of the guys caught the booth on fire, yay.

day trois: ricky and i went swimming and to the hot tub and had it all to ourselves it was sweet.i shopped my lil heart out got depressed cuz clothes is expensive and drank a lto of vodka while the boys were at matalica. i tried to study while i drank but then i forgot it all the next day.then went clubbing

day quatre: day to leave, ppl ask for more tips fucking hustlers. went to DKNY and couldn;t even afford a plain tshirt it was like 150$ so i got depressed and drank a smoothie. we almost missed our plane we got there 4 mins before it left. then soem bitch held us up for half an hour after us runnign through the airport liek terrorists. my ears almost exploded.

the trip wa slots of fun tho drinking everyday and living in a hotel is awesome. montreal can kiss my ass!

p.s.   i hate people who make up nicknames for themselves, other ppl are suppose to do that for you, but i guess you are an exception cuz you are so damn ugly...i mean cool!
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