allegra d and calartin doesn't work for me!

May 25, 2004 20:20

i got my allergy test done today. what an experience! i had 24 shots in each arm! then i started breaking out in welts, hives, and rashes and my skin was quite irritated. i wasn't aloud to move my arms for 20 miniutes, so of course my nose had to start itching. anyway so now i am going to start getting shots every few days because i am a walking medical nightmare. it's great. oh and i also get to have surgery because i have a deviated septum which wont let me breath through the right side of my nose.

after the testing i was heavily medicated so i wanted to sleep. but the cable guy was prancing all over the damn house and i had no place to sleep so i slept in the car for 2 hours.



Why I Hate The Strokes , by: soma_sugar
-Lead, Julian Casablancas, is getting married to assistant manager, Juliet Joslin. Dipping one's pen(is) into the company ink is usually not a good idea.
-Cutesy-poo drummer boy Albert, erm...Fab, has shorn his signature curls.
-Said drummer is dating Drew Barrymore, fa Chrissake!
-Matter-o-fact, they all have girlfriends. Their manager is up for grabs, for all you Cuomosexuals out there.
-Nick Valensi detests underwear. This CANNOT be sanitary.
-Albert Hammond, Jr...mighty boss guitar player for such a hairy ass manbeast.
-They are more interested in each other than their model-like girlfriends. This isn't a bad thing, actually.
-Julian must be shit-face drunk to do...well, anything.
-In NYC, you can always tell the Strokes are near. No, not by sight or sound, but smell. Famously poor hygiene and lack of underpants, plus an affinity for bathing in beer make an interesting meleé of odiferous pleasure. Add that picnic basket of stench to the constant nonstop performing (i.e sweat, manjuice, pot sweat, etc.) and you have yourself a guaranteed dumping ground for NYC's hippest germ factory. But hey, they are OMFGZZZ sew hott, so who cares, right?
-Julian is known as Julingus. Isn't that the group of painful symptoms one gets before full blown syphillis sets in? GOOD GOD. The poor man's nickname sounds like a damned STD.
-Drummer is named after a fucking laundry detergent.
-Nikolai...no, actually, Nikolai kicks ass.
-Nick Valenslut is dating a woman who takes pictures of questionable female parts and has spawned a beaver-creature named after an American city. Poor, poor Atlanta.
-HE HAS A MULLET. DAMN YOU BUBBA RAY CYRUS!
-Albert is actually a necessity. Nikolai and Nick use his rockin' fro as a storage area for their picks, and Julian uses it to hold his cigarettes during practice. This is precisley why Fab cut -his hair. Personally, I like to think there is a treasure map up there.
-Julian doesn't make non-sense enough. Does that make sense?
-Nick has absolutely no ass, and his crotch bulge seems to have a life of its own. To the left, to the right, not there at all...Confess, Nick. Albert wants his socks back.
-Godammit, Julian owns only one pair of pants.
-I can't think of anything bad about Albert, besides being named ALBERT.
-Nick has a long nose. CAW! CAW! CAW!
-Fab got rid of his leather chaps and nipple rings before Le Tour De Megadonis. Damn.
-Julian needs to not write for magazines. Ever. EVER. Singing about "my uncle" and "fucks in lust" is befuddling enough; don't berrate magazine editors to try to prove you make sense, doll.
-Julian, you are getting fat again. Married life already starting to take effect?
-Ryan Gentles is a fucking great porn name.
-Wonder why Valenslut is such a prissy bitch? Turns out, having a penis (this is questionable) disqualified him from being cast as Arwen in the LOTR films, and six feet is way over the limit to be a respectable elf or hobbit. You can cry, hon. It's okay.
-Julian slightly resembles Adam Green. I giggle vigorously.
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