Devil's Nest 7 | Sibling Rivalry | Backdated to Mid-Shroomfield

[all_ofthethings]

[Shortly after eating the omelet his drone wife had prepared, Greed found himself looking across the table, not at his drone wife, but at Martel. He practically leaps from his chair, earning himself looks of surprise from Loa and Dolcetto who were sitting where his drone children had been.]

You guys aren't here

We've always been here.

[That voice

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart takes the mailbox, smashing into his nigh invulnerable skin doesn't do much.

But it does surprise him that Greed would attack him out of the blue like that.]

Greed!?

Dude, what the fuck!?

[all_ofthethings]

This time I've got the advantage, baby brother. I know who you are.

[He tosses aside the ruined mailbox. Wait? Hadn't that been a sledgehammer a minute ago?]

He stares at it a moment, then realizes all the sledgehammers at the end of the driveways were never sledgehammers.

The hell is going on?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

You went batshit and tried to slug me with a mailbox!

[all_ofthethings]

You looked like my crazy sibling.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well, I'm not!

Geez.

...

You cool?

[all_ofthethings]

I don't know. That jack ass is here somewhere, I keep seeing his stupid mug on every corner. I need to find him and teach him not to mess with his big brother's friends.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Dude.

I think the town probably did something to make you go kinda crazy.

[all_ofthethings]

What'd ya mean?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

It screwed with your head to make you think your brother's here.

[all_ofthethings]

How'd they know though?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

I dunno man. But they know everything about us.

[all_ofthethings]

And we don't know anything about them? How can we change that?