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Devil's Nest 4

Oct 10, 2011 22:45

(A) Morning: John Doe Park

[Greed still can't stand being in the house full of drones, so he can be found drifting off to sleep under a tree in the park.]

(B) Afternoon: All around town

[He's heard about this homecoming thing, and insists on having a partner. Do you happen to be female and walking past him? Yep, that's right, you just heard a low ( Read more... )

damn drones, all the single ladies, need a drink

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C! inthenertz October 10 2011, 06:35:59 UTC

[Comes in and sits down at the bar.]

Hey, ugly. Make me something that doesn't taste like you pissed in the bottle?

I am horrible to my muses all_ofthethings October 10 2011, 07:14:36 UTC

Who're you calling ugly? Least I don't have a paper bag over my head.

[Just for that, Greed's going to give him something that does taste like piss in a bottle.]

I am horrible to all muses including my own ^.^ inthenertz October 10 2011, 21:14:28 UTC

Oh man, that's a good one. You're the first one to try that insult too.

Just for that, I'm going to give you a real treat. This joke is hilarious.

Knock, knock.

[The bottle vanishes under the bag and he drinks with sickening gurgling noises.

Yeah, it tastes terrible but he expected everything in Mayfield too. Too bad he doesn't know better.]

all_ofthethings October 11 2011, 05:04:29 UTC

I doubt that, it's too easy for me to have been the first one.

[He stared for a moment, not sure if he should bite, but his shift was almost over and the bar was emptying out.

Who's there?

inthenertz October 11 2011, 11:21:02 UTC

Banana.

all_ofthethings October 11 2011, 15:38:38 UTC

[Greed's pretty sure this joke is going nowhere, must be payback for the horrible beer.]

Banana who?

inthenertz October 12 2011, 00:15:21 UTC

BOLT 2!

[Launching more than a lethal does of lightning into the bartender's chest.

Enough to kill a man and set his corpse on fire.]

Wait... wait. I messed up the joke.

Can we do it again?

all_ofthethings October 12 2011, 07:24:44 UTC

[Greed is about to ask what kind of a joke that is, but then lightning is hurtling toward him.]

Fuck.

[The word is barely out of his mouth when he's on the floor, convulsing with electricity for a moment before his body ignites.]

inthenertz October 12 2011, 16:41:43 UTC

Hey! Hey buddy.

Damnit. See what you made me do? Now that joke is ruined, I hope you're happy.

[Shouting at the corpse before finishing his drink and hopping off his bar stool.

Making his way out of there before he has to deal with the consequences of his actions.]

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