Wednesday, October 8; Evening; Boy's Restroom

Oct 08, 2008 19:33

[Guess who just drank half a gallon of milk in under an hour and is now bent over a toilet?

Yeah. You got that right.]

ken, akihiko, keita, shinjiro

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king_fister October 9 2008, 01:58:34 UTC
... Ken?

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resenter October 9 2008, 02:01:08 UTC
Y-Yes?

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king_fister October 9 2008, 02:05:24 UTC
What's wrong? What happened?

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resenter October 9 2008, 02:12:20 UTC
I... I just-- [gag reflex]

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king_fister October 9 2008, 02:14:11 UTC
Hey, Ken!?

[RUSHES TOWARDS YOU what's going on YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT ARE YOU!?]

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resenter October 9 2008, 02:24:15 UTC
[PREGNANT WITH MILK, MAYBE. D8]

[covers mouth] Ugh. I'm fine, Sanada--

[No, he's not. The kid's going for the toilet again.] Never... Again... Stupid milk...

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king_fister October 9 2008, 02:28:45 UTC
[GODDANG THAT MILK FO' DOIN' THIS TO MAH BABY GIRL!! GET ME MAH GUN.]

... Milk?

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resenter October 9 2008, 02:34:43 UTC
[NO DADDY I LOVE HIM!]

... I kind of had too much.

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king_fister October 9 2008, 02:36:08 UTC
[NO. I AIN' STANDIN' FO' DIS. NO ONE DOES THIS TO MAH SWEETIE PIE!!]

Haaa.

Is that it? You had me worried.

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resenter October 9 2008, 02:42:52 UTC
[BUT WE'RE GETTIN' MARRIED. YOU CAN'T SHOOT YOUR FUTURE SON-IN-LAW.]

Sorry, I didn't mean to worry you-- [toilet again]

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king_fister October 9 2008, 02:45:29 UTC
[I WON' HAVE NONE NO GOOD CITY-MILK IN MAH HOUSE. also patting you on the back]

Don't overdo it.

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resenter October 9 2008, 02:58:40 UTC
[FINE. I GUESS THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU WE'RE ALREADY HITCHED. Oh, and thanks.]

Pretty sure that's not going to be a problem. [wipes mouth] Could I ask for a favor, senpai?

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king_fister October 9 2008, 03:00:48 UTC
[WHAT!? THAT RASSLE-FRAZZLED GOLDANG FRICKAFRACKA YELLOW-BELLIED--- Also, as long as that favour doesn't involve killing my wife.]

Sure. What is it?

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resenter October 9 2008, 03:09:29 UTC
[DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MILK THAT WAY. HE'S A DAIRY PRODUCT, TOO! And dammit. :(]

Could you get me a Mad Bull from the vending machines? I have money on my desk you can use...

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king_fister October 9 2008, 03:12:12 UTC
Alright, got it. Wait here.

[and is out! And ignores your room, buys a Mad Bull and comes back]

Here.

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resenter October 9 2008, 03:22:18 UTC
[...Goddamn you, charity.]

Thanks.

[immediately opens up can; mmm, fizziness]

... Um. Do you mind if I ask you something?

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