[JIKA NET TANAKA: September 7th]
[An irritatingly catchy song comes from the speakers...]
♫ Here comes Tanakaaaaa
Over the airwaves to youuuuu ♪
[The home shopping show is evidently about to start.]
Hello, everyone! Welcome to the home shopping show, "Tanaka's Amazing Commodities!"
♫ Granter of your desires! ♪
I'm your host, Tanaka, with a live presentation of my Amazing Commodities!
We'll show you great items at unbeatable prices! Ooh, you won't be able to touch that dial!
Let's bring out the item of the day!
It iiiiis...
A Pair of Handcuffs!!
Oh, isn't that scandalous? I hear these are very popular these days!
This great item comes to you today for only 10,000 yen! What a steal! But hurry up, folks! There's only a limited amount!
[Would you like to spend 10,000 yen on this product?]