[JIKA NET TANAKA: August 24th]
[An irritatingly catchy song comes from the speakers...]
♫ Here comes Tanakaaaaa
Over the airwaves to youuuuu ♪
[The home shopping show is evidently about to start.]
Hello, everyone! Welcome to the home shopping show, "Tanaka's Amazing Commodities!"
♫ Granter of your desires! ♪
I'm your host, Tanaka, with a live presentation of my Amazing Commodities!
We'll show you great items at unbeatable prices! Ooh, you won't be able to touch that dial!
Let's bring out the item of the day!
It iiiiis...
A Jack Frost Doll!!
How absolutely adorable! And aren't these rare?
But wait! There's more!
We'll also include 3 Bufula Gems!
Both of these great items come to you today for only 35,000 yen! What a steal! But hurry up, folks! There's only a limited amount!
[Would you like to spend 35,000 yen on these products?]