[Sunday | August 2nd | Afternoon]
[If you're in the shopping district, I-Idk, SOMEWHERE in the shopping district, there will be a Linda with a bunch of sweets. Now, this isn't the strange part. The aforementioned Linda is smiling. Is she in a good mood? Is she trying to lure you into a false sense of security? Why hasn't the universe imploded yet? Am I asking too many questions? Bother her and find out for yourself.]