Thursday, January 8 // Outside // All Day

[multipersona]

*Attention, you. Yes, you.

You are outside. Why? How the hell should I know, I can't read your mind. The area nearby is covered with the aftermath of what appears to have been a truly epic snowball war, the likes of which may never be seen again.

Also, you have just been hit with a very large snowball. There are more coming your way.*

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[letsgetramen]

[HIT.]

Ow! Son of a--!

[multipersona]

HA!

[letsgetramen]

Wha--!?

[Wait, he got nailed by a girl!? For real!?]

[multipersona]

*For real. In fact, she's nailing you again.*

1/2

[letsgetramen]

Hey, wai--!!

[He ducks this time, now that he sees it coming!]

[letsgetramen]

[And narrows his eyes.]

Oh, it's on!

[HE FINDS A MAKESHIFT SHELTER AND STARTS ACCUMULATING WEAPONS.]

[multipersona]

What's the matter, too chicken to come out from behind a fort?

*She's taking the opportunity to make more weapons herself. 8D*

[letsgetramen]

N-No!!

[F-Fine, then he comes out with an armful of half-assed snowballs that... promptly... fall apart in his hands...]

O-Oh shi--

[multipersona]

*EAT SNOWY DEATH, KENJI!*

[letsgetramen]

[O-OH MY LORD HE IS EATING IT DX]

[multipersona]

*Maniacal laughter.*

It's a hundred years too early for you to try and fight me!

[letsgetramen]

Ah... Everything is turning white...

[multipersona]

That's what you get for daring to challenge the great me!

[letsgetramen]

I-It's getting colder...!

[multipersona]

I reign supreme!

[capulet_reject]

[--PHFFFF AHAHAHAHAHA.]