funny shit~wat to do on an elevator

Dec 30, 2004 22:15

- When there's only one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.
- Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
- Drop a pen, wait until someone reaches to pick it up, then scream, "THAT'S MINE!!"
- Lay down a ‘Twister' mat and ask people if they want to play.
- Leave a box in the corner. When someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
- Ask, "Did you feel that?"
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic. They open up again."
- Swat at flies that don't exist.
- Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of them!" and back away slowly
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to passengers
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
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