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[all_butone]

That princess Ananova knows some strange stories. Not like Wendy's anyway. They're confusing, with gods and goddesses and that stupid King E-something who climbed into a jar which is sort of impossible I think. But I still feel bad for the lion, because it wasn't his fault he was the villian, that one lady made him that way. And then he got killed

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[b_q_smee]

*can't help but laugh a little*

R-r-remind me n-never to b-b-buy you shoes f-f-for a gift, then!

[all_butone]

Good! Ugh, I hate them.
I used to have to wear them as a small child, so I'd 'lose' them all the time!

[b_q_smee]

Ha! That sounds j-j-just like you! I'll b-b-be s-s-sure to j-just give you c-c-cupcakes or a s-s-slingshot, the next t-t-time.

[all_butone]

Next time?

[b_q_smee]

Or whenever. Usually w-w-we wait until a h-holiday t-t-to give p-presents.

[all_butone]

...a holiday?
You mean like christmas, right?

[b_q_smee]

Yes, l-l-like Christmas!

[all_butone]

But that's so far away!

[b_q_smee]

*laughs*

Well, the only thing c-c-c-closer could b-b-be a birthday, b-but you d-d-don't have one of those.

[all_butone]

[sticks his tongue out in disgust]
Birthdays. Yuck.

Surely there must be some other kind of holiday!

[b_q_smee]

*smiles*

w-w-well...I sup-p-pose we could have an unbirthday!

[all_butone]

...an unbirthday?

There'd be cake and presents...and I wouldn't have to get older, right?

[b_q_smee]

Right! j-j-just l-like that! It'll be an Unbirthday. We'll p-p-pick a d-day, and th-throw you an Unbirthday Party!

[all_butone]

I've never had a party like that before, but it sounds perfect.
What day will I pick though? Am I even supposed to pick?

[b_q_smee]

Y-You can p-pick this t-t-time. But ch-chose carefully! It'll b-b-be at the s-s-same time every y-y-year.

[all_butone]

UGH! I don't want to do that then!

...could Tink pick for me? She's known me since before I can remember.