Dear Cow at the UBC Bookstore:
Thank you very much for coming down from your ivory tower of seasonal cashierdom to fulfill my simple request. I really wanted to return that copy of the Communist Manifesto and have it credited to my mom's amex, and the fact that you only protested for 3 minutes AND tried to lie about me not being able to do that with only the card number and expiration date was appreciated.
Get a life and quit harassing people,
Giovanni
Seasonal bookstore cashiers are asshats. Do Fast Start and have the textbooks delivered so that you don't have to deal with these morons.
I have a fucking awesome view from my flat....
Plus, for good measure, a pic of my dad being an idiot...