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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I pushed soccer_mid13 in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday _invertedworld and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I gave _onlymydreams a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (954 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
all_beef_patty