All Hallow's Eve
Ten thoughts on last night:
1. My daughter is an awesome cheerleader.
2. I recommend the smart bomb version of trick or treating. Pick your targets, and minimize civilian casualties. Or pretend they don't exist, whichever seems easier.
3. If you can drive, STOP TRICK OR TREATING without small children in tow.
4. If you can drive, and insist on begging for candy, don't dress as a pedestrian, and say that you're dressed as a P-E-D-estrian.
5. If you can drive, why aren't you at a party? Getting drunk?
6. My daughter will never be able to drive.
7. Couple costumes rock (e.g., the recently married couple where the husband was a Catholic school girl and his wife was a nun)
8. My daughter likes to give candy away as much as she likes getting it.
9. Two decades later, I suddenly like trick or treating again.
10. Pumpkin picking followed by wine tasting? Perfect.
1. My daughter is an awesome cheerleader.
2. I recommend the smart bomb version of trick or treating. Pick your targets, and minimize civilian casualties. Or pretend they don't exist, whichever seems easier.
3. If you can drive, STOP TRICK OR TREATING without small children in tow.
4. If you can drive, and insist on begging for candy, don't dress as a pedestrian, and say that you're dressed as a P-E-D-estrian.
5. If you can drive, why aren't you at a party? Getting drunk?
6. My daughter will never be able to drive.
7. Couple costumes rock (e.g., the recently married couple where the husband was a Catholic school girl and his wife was a nun)
8. My daughter likes to give candy away as much as she likes getting it.
9. Two decades later, I suddenly like trick or treating again.
10. Pumpkin picking followed by wine tasting? Perfect.