o hai patchings
So having not played TS3 in eight months or so, I decided I should at least have a look at what's being updated. I can't do much else while it's farting around. Plus, this often introduces me to amusing bugs I never noticed and will, sigh, never experience if they did it right.
Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”
But... why not?! Now what are my redneck Sims going to do all night?!
Sims can no longer detonate bar counters in Bar and Lounge venues.
Again, why not?! How will I make one of my perpetually-pregnant drunkard redneck Sims angry enough to start a brawl now?
Sims that drown while Skinny Dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the Grim Reaper.
God forbid anyone should die nekkid. I wanna die nekkid. Hopefully one of my grandkid-in-laws will find me. Then, my ghost shall lawl and haunt them nekkidly for all eternity.
I can see it now, in the middle of the night, as they reach for a midnight snack:
Future Kid: *opens fridge door*
Dead Me: *pops out* Hey, 'sup? I totally flap-slapped everything in the crisper.
Future Kid: DDD8
A Sim’s visual appearance will now transition correctly while wearing a towel and aging up.
Before: the towel falls off in front of the whole family.
Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
omg that is beyond awesome
Butlers will no longer inadvertently dismiss themselves by autonomously leaving a lot to follow a celebrity.
Oh, like anyone would blame them.
This is the very first Sim I ever ever ever made in TS3. Dan named him Sir Jenkins Coddington and picked his Traits, including Insane, Dislikes Children and Hydrophobic. He accidentally became a Celebrity after I installed Late Night and started it up because he's a politician and friends with the Altos. So now the paparazzi love him so much that they want to see everything from his point of view. (And perhaps sneak a hug from him.)
Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”
But... why not?! Now what are my redneck Sims going to do all night?!
Sims can no longer detonate bar counters in Bar and Lounge venues.
Again, why not?! How will I make one of my perpetually-pregnant drunkard redneck Sims angry enough to start a brawl now?
Sims that drown while Skinny Dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the Grim Reaper.
God forbid anyone should die nekkid. I wanna die nekkid. Hopefully one of my grandkid-in-laws will find me. Then, my ghost shall lawl and haunt them nekkidly for all eternity.
I can see it now, in the middle of the night, as they reach for a midnight snack:
Future Kid: *opens fridge door*
Dead Me: *pops out* Hey, 'sup? I totally flap-slapped everything in the crisper.
Future Kid: DDD8
A Sim’s visual appearance will now transition correctly while wearing a towel and aging up.
Before: the towel falls off in front of the whole family.
Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
omg that is beyond awesome
Butlers will no longer inadvertently dismiss themselves by autonomously leaving a lot to follow a celebrity.
Oh, like anyone would blame them.
This is the very first Sim I ever ever ever made in TS3. Dan named him Sir Jenkins Coddington and picked his Traits, including Insane, Dislikes Children and Hydrophobic. He accidentally became a Celebrity after I installed Late Night and started it up because he's a politician and friends with the Altos. So now the paparazzi love him so much that they want to see everything from his point of view. (And perhaps sneak a hug from him.)