Memorandum of Understanding
Dear Residents of Excelsior District and Daly City,
If you live in the vicinity of Geneva Avenue, I profusely apologize for yakking on your street last night. I went to Escandalo at the DNA Lounge; resulting in an uncontrollable urge to upchuck. I had a few too many shots of Patron, and I think drinking my share of the Hennessey bottle didn't help either. Then that lady hostess with the big wig and the microphone in front of the stage near the go-go dancers insisted that I take more shots with her directly from the unmarked bottle. Along with the alcohol and my stomach lining, the chunks of food that came out was a combo pizza slice, which I shouldn't have been eating anyway considering the strict nature of my regimented caloric intake in the past two weeks. Needless to say, I ensure that I will not be blowing chunks anytime soon on your street or at least within the next month.
Sincerely,
Anonymous yakker who was just trying to go out and have some fun for just one night and forget about the heartache and loneliness he's feeling.
If you live in the vicinity of Geneva Avenue, I profusely apologize for yakking on your street last night. I went to Escandalo at the DNA Lounge; resulting in an uncontrollable urge to upchuck. I had a few too many shots of Patron, and I think drinking my share of the Hennessey bottle didn't help either. Then that lady hostess with the big wig and the microphone in front of the stage near the go-go dancers insisted that I take more shots with her directly from the unmarked bottle. Along with the alcohol and my stomach lining, the chunks of food that came out was a combo pizza slice, which I shouldn't have been eating anyway considering the strict nature of my regimented caloric intake in the past two weeks. Needless to say, I ensure that I will not be blowing chunks anytime soon on your street or at least within the next month.
Sincerely,
Anonymous yakker who was just trying to go out and have some fun for just one night and forget about the heartache and loneliness he's feeling.