[en] who i'm not

[alkama]

"I'm blond and blue eyed, athletic, and beautyfull, i do sport 3 times a week, i love american movies like fight club and american pie 3, i dont understand computer related things but i love to play games, i hate art, i love plumber and mecanic, i'm the best at mounting/unmounting my motorcycle in a limited time, i dont drink, i dont smoke, i'm a pure homosexual and i'll never be interested in anything else, i love order, money and power."

what about you?