uggggg (my stomach hurts)
Last nite we had the brilliant plan of going to rosarito to partake in the spring break festivities. A good sized group consisting of Me, Loren, Ryan, Shea, My co-worker Evelyn and her husband Nick. We drank and ate in large quantities. Start out two shots and a margarita. Then tacos. THEN go to another bar and get a 10 beers and 10 shots bucket for the entire group. Then go to my friend Louie's cigar shop and buy some cubans. Then we head back to the first bar get two more shots each and another beer for me. Then go back again to the second place and get another bucket 'o' beers and shots. End result. All of us are sooooooo drunk and i pee on a truck. We all buy necklaces from some little mexican girl at a taco shop. But the best is still coming. We flag down a taxi to take us back to the border. About 10 feet from the border ryan and i stop to take a piss. WE then get caught by the mexican authorities who proceed to place us under arrest. They handcuff ryan and i together, I plead with them telling them we didn't even get to pee and that we're american students. They just don't seem to give a fuck. Evelyn comes over and negotiates with them to let us go. For the first five minutes they just don't seem to be hearing it. I hear the words 100.00 fine each and i think we're pretty fucked. Evelyn manages to talk them down to 20.00 each. We pay, and cuffs are taken off. I tell them sorry and that we're stupid white people. We manage to stumble back into the U.S. into the waiting open arms of our trolley and get on and laugh for a good fifteen minutes. Luckily adjacent to the trolley station is an in "n" out. We eat and then go back to loren's. Now i drive home because nothing sobers you up quicker than being arrested in mexico. On the way home i hear all this honking at me and shit and i'm like "wtf did i cut this person off or something?" it turns out to be todd and lindsay. So i pull over to todd's house and we go get coffee to settle my stomach. I re-tell the night's events to them and then pack up and head home. I immediately strip down to my boxer and fall straight into bed. God Bless America It's good to be in my bed.