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venusorbit1 April 11 2009, 03:49:01 UTC
(Now go write!!! *nudges*) Oh I did. Effing thing's up to 8,165 words and still not done.

I can't wait till I get to explain that part. ME. FUCKING. TOO!!!!! You're killing me here, girl. Killing. Me.

I think we can all safely assume that Adonis will no longer be hiding in your closet. :) I just threw him in the elevator and out on the street. And it's kinda ghetto where I live. Good for him. Fucker.

Please please please please tell me that you've see Hot Fuzz!!!! (Who in turn ripped it off from Bad Boys2) There will be no more Adonis until you've seen this movie.

Have I seen this movie? *scoffs* Have I seen this movie? Have you ever fired both guns while jumping through the air? Have you ever fired one gun while jumping through the air? Have you ever fired your gun in the air while screaming AAAAAH? ;) However I've never seen Bad Boys 2. I'm sure that will eventually be rectified.

That being said, I do know how cruel it was of me to throw out a few more infinite possibilities. Oh zinger butt loving I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!!!! Like, on one hand, I would like for him to be alive, but on the other, it would make sense if he was toast, but then there is Venus, and I don't know what she knows, and !!!!!! for some reason b/c Zoi is so bust up I want Mercury to be in this too, and Fucking Adonis is all with the crazy, and I'm going to keep whining until you update this!

If I deliver one of the above, and V cries tears of happiness, is it still a bad thing? Tears of happy are good!! Very good! But if it's like the "three sides to every story" fic, then I'm going to implode.

Heh...that would be the shortest epic ever as my Adonis would roll over and die in like 2 seconds.

YOUR ADONIS: I'm the leading general of Venus and a badass warrior who may or may not have wasted Earth's most powerful Shitennou. Also I'm crazy and like torturing Zoisite until he cries.

MY ADONIS: Uh, I like Parliament cigarettes and Starbucks and skinny jeans and things so obscure that you've probably not even heard of them yet. Also I wear Che Guevara shirts.

YOUR ADONIS: I also killed Che Guevara.

MY ADONIS: ....

YOUR ADONIS: With a Parliament cigarette.

MY ADONIS: ....

YOUR ADONIS: It was ironic. You guys like irony, right?

MY ADONIS: That is so post-meta. I have to blog this.

YOUR ADONIS: I think I'll go kill Endymion now.

MY ADONIS: I'll go drink Pabst and admire my American Apparel tshirt. It's purple. Purple is ironic.

/FIN

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alizep April 11 2009, 04:55:50 UTC
I AM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!

YOUR ADONIS: I also killed Che Guevara.

MY ADONIS: ....

YOUR ADONIS: With a Parliament cigarette.

MY ADONIS: ....

YOUR ADONIS: It was ironic. You guys like irony, right?
I am literally in tears from reading this! I hope you don't mind, but I am going to copy this and make it a journal entry so that whenever I need a good laugh I can read it. (Check out the journal name by the way)

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venusorbit1 April 12 2009, 09:36:13 UTC
HAHA...now we both have ridiculous journal names and I wouldn't have it any other way!

I found some hilarious pic that was "Hipster bingo" and I fully intend for my Adonis to hit on every square except for "Asian".

Seriously, we should think of doing a serial fic like this...I'll kick something around and post it. First paragraph your adonis, next paragraph is mine...it will be utterly ridiculous.

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alizep April 12 2009, 14:42:34 UTC
I found some hilarious pic that was "Hipster bingo" and I fully intend for my Adonis to hit on every square except for "Asian".
Please post this pic. :)

Seriously, we should think of doing a serial fic like this...I'll kick something around and post it. First paragraph your adonis, next paragraph is mine...it will be utterly ridiculous
Lol! Love it! My Adonis is rolling up his sleeves and he's telling me that it's all fair game. (That, of course, only applies as long as he's winning....because my Adonis is like that)

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venusorbit1 April 12 2009, 21:09:43 UTC
Pic posted!

I'll come up with something to start tonight.

And of COURSE your Adonis is going to win. I mean, mofo killed both Kunzite and Che Guevara. You don't fuck with the Adonis!

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