Live blogging Hawaii Five-O. What my life has come to.
HELLO KONO IN THE BED OF SEX. Nice one. Her Yakuza dude is hot. Did I miss some storyline where he was introduced? Oh well. I like that actor. I thought she was going to hook up with the science lab tech whatever guy that she always flirts with.
Anyway. I smell trouble on that front. But Kono has a storyline! Maybe even a decent one! Woo!
Steve all suited up reminds me of the Avengers. Yeah. Gear. HOT.
Danny is so pissy with Steve. I do like that. A lot.
STEVE: Why are you angry?
DANNY: I'm not angry.
STEVE: You sound angry.
DANNY: I'm not angry.
DANNY: We're all over it, babe.
STEVE: You're starting to sound like me.
DANNY: I know, I know, and it makes me want to throw up. Can you hurry back please?
STEVE: Roger that.
They are so cute and gay, it would make me happy if they hadn't dicked around all season with other bullshit. But I'm not bitter.
DANNY: I think that you think that saying stuff like that is cool, but you know what? It's not cool.
Ha ha OH DANNO. He has Steve's number. He puts up with ZERO bullshit, I love it. More please.
ACK! I hate it when the pilot of a plane is killed. NOW WHAT? /Aside: The first time I rode in a charter plane with my boss at the time, he casually informed me as we were taking off - "these things are great, but if there's trouble, they drop like a stone." OH THANKS.
Blah blah guns and Yakuza and stuff. I am bored now. The writers are driving another stake between Kono and Chin. Do not want.
Oh by the way, Daniel Dae Kim came to my husband's restaurant yesterday for lunch. He is apparently VERY SHORT. Which makes me wonder just how short the rest of the cast is. SHORT. He also got take out from the restaurant. A fan?
Steve and Wo Fat now starring in "Tumble in the Jungle!" Bonus handcuffed together! Woo. I want hate-sex between them. Okay? Somebody get on that for me.
Aw, poor Danny. I love his emo-tied-up scene. LOVE. Scott Caan, you are made of win right now.
Kono, LOOK IN THE BOX. No, don't! ACK. This does not bode well...
Oh man, good boyfriends do not pull guns on you. Kono, learn this lesson well.
Wo Fat's shirt is staying awfully white during all this firefighting jungle stuff, eh?
Kono! Fell for a man's charms. Shit.
But wait! Kono's kill shot combined with her talk-down saved Adam, and therefore, saved the day. I like it. She rules.
DANNY: I knew it, cargo pants.
Steve so clearly wants a hug right there, but there's too many people - he'll have to do with a shoulder slap. But Kono and Chin hugs yay! AW there's the Danny hug, and bonus arm around shoulders. AW. Boyfriends. Team love. Bring it on.
Bye Wo Fat. See you next time.
WAIT WHAT? Next week, they lose "one of their own?" I hate that cliche'd bullshit. If it's Max I will cut a bitch. Just sayin'.