Funneh!
From my new mining of inventory lists, Cracked Dot Com, specifically their YouTube's 7 Scariest Teachers article comes this HILARIOUS little gem. Since The Onion AV Club only covers pop culture and is a major sucker of Judd Apatow's dick (to say nothing of its dicktard comment trolls as of late), I've been turning sadly to other sources. I don't know quite why I find this so funny, particularly the whistling, but dammit, it just IS, and I laughed so hard my stomach was aching. Here is the description from The Cracked Dot Com Article:
YouTube's 7 Scariest Teachers
High school is a bad idea. You've got a bunch of moody idiots packed into tiny class-rooms with freaked-out teachers who resent the kids for being so young and full of promise. Something's gonna go wrong and according to YouTube, that something is the teacher going nuts.
#6. Mr. No Whistling While You Work
Angry Quote: "So when I tell you to stop talking... that means stop whistling and stop acting like an idiot!"
Is His Anger Justified?
The teacher says, "You're in grade 10, act like you're in grade 10," which is pretty bad advice since that's exactly what these kids are doing. It seems like the teacher is legitimately disappointed with his class' behavior, but shouldn't he be used to this by now? No offense doctor, but you don't look like you just started teaching last week. Learn to be more authoritative and maybe these kids will respect you.
What do we mean by more authoritative? Well, for instance, when you notice you're being recorded, take away the phone and erase the clip. Don't wave "hello" like a 12-year-old kid walking through the background of a local news standup. Now over 100,000 people, including every student you will ever teach for the rest of your life, has seen you act like a total pussy just because you got stage fright when someone pointed a camera at you.
Mr. Hand's Angrometer:
YouTube's 7 Scariest Teachers
High school is a bad idea. You've got a bunch of moody idiots packed into tiny class-rooms with freaked-out teachers who resent the kids for being so young and full of promise. Something's gonna go wrong and according to YouTube, that something is the teacher going nuts.
#6. Mr. No Whistling While You Work
Click to viewAngry Quote: "So when I tell you to stop talking... that means stop whistling and stop acting like an idiot!"
Is His Anger Justified?
The teacher says, "You're in grade 10, act like you're in grade 10," which is pretty bad advice since that's exactly what these kids are doing. It seems like the teacher is legitimately disappointed with his class' behavior, but shouldn't he be used to this by now? No offense doctor, but you don't look like you just started teaching last week. Learn to be more authoritative and maybe these kids will respect you.
What do we mean by more authoritative? Well, for instance, when you notice you're being recorded, take away the phone and erase the clip. Don't wave "hello" like a 12-year-old kid walking through the background of a local news standup. Now over 100,000 people, including every student you will ever teach for the rest of your life, has seen you act like a total pussy just because you got stage fright when someone pointed a camera at you.
Mr. Hand's Angrometer: