[OOC: Nea is impatient and can't wait to post this, but this is definitely posted after he gets the cure to the frog poison thing + once he is all better after that... because otherwise he wouldn't be doing this right now. 8D Also, what you are about to see, blue colors and blah blah
looks like this]
[ ACTION for The Devil's Nest ]
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO --
[Ed's yell can be heard somewhere outside the place, namely as soon as he can see the bar and get those words out. Oh, he shouldn't be so surprised by it, he's seen the other homunculi do far worse damage... Well, that's kind of why he is so surprised by it, Greed wasn't one to destroy his possessions. The word makes him 'tsk'. And really, he's about to fix it as soon as he sees it, but maybe he should see more before doing anything else.
Anyone who's in the bar, sees Ed walking i-- to the door. He actually stops right there, takes a good look around the place looking as annoyed as ever. ...Does he even want to know? Well, questions can come later. Right now, he's got something else to do. A growl and a sigh.]
...Be right back.
[And he walks back out, picking the weird device from his pocket. He might as well post it to the whole city while he's at it.]
[ VIDEO for all ]
[Hey, the beginnig is a guessing game! Guess who's the person on the video? He's wearing his usual black clothes and the even more usual red jacket/cloak/whatever-you-want-to-call-it on them. If you guess that weird kid who yells and swears a lot, you're right! Yeah, sorry, he's not exactly on the screen at the beginning of the video, but this isn't an accidental post either.]
Well, I guess it's time to show something to you now when I'm on the mood to see people again and my so called powers returned last week. That damn Head Doc really is faster with returning them now, last time I had to wait for two months before I got them back. But! Now that it works again...
[He puts the device on something, so you get a good view on the 'Nest, which... Is in bad condition at the moment. Maybe it was hit by a hurricane, or anything else that can cause all that damage. Your view of the bar is soon interrupted with a guy with golden hair and golden eyes walking to the view. Maybe he shouldn't look all that excited when a building looks like that, but there's a very wide and seemingly very amused grin on his face - and if you're paying attention to his eyes, they look all fired up and ready to have some fun too.]
I don't know, I could leave it as it is and some of us could enjoy the fun of sitting on the floor if all nondamaged seats are taken.
[He looks more serious. Maybe he's just concentrating on what's he's about to do.] ...Or then, I could just do this.
[Ready? 1, 2, 3 - Ed claps his hands together and then to the ground. Sorry for the sudden blue screen, but it's part of the whole thing with all those thunder-like things going here and there -- and if you're paying attention to the bar, you can see that every bit of damage is going away in mere seconds.]
[Have fun if you're in the middle of it in the 'Nest, everything's just rebuilding everywhere around you.]
[Once it's all in one piece again, Fullmetal stands up - yeah, he kinda had to squat or something to do that, damn being taller has it's downsides too. Not that he's complaining. He grins to the screen again.]
Alchemy.
Not magic, as some of you may call it. [a very annoyed tsk sound, because it's far from magic to him.] I guess it looks like magic, but it's not the same thing at all.
If anyone else needs something fixed, made or anything, let me know and we'll talk.
[Because he won't literally do anything, he's a good boy and some of you might be up for something evil. And he won't work for evil anymore.]
[He'll shut the video right there and put the device back into his pocket before turning around...
Try the walking to the bar thing again, this time his steps might look a bit lazy. Okay, so maybe he's a bit tired from last week still, but he'll suck it up and do whatever he's got to do.
Oh damn, he forgot to add as many skulls and other badass stuff as possible. Well, it's not like the 'Nest's not full of badass stuff anyway.]