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[shrewd_doc]

Ahem. Hello, my lovely citizens. Such a wonderful day, isn’t it? [ A dry laugh. She seems to be either forgetting the frogs, or even meaning them. ] Hope those pesky little frogs haven’t caused you too much trouble, has it? If so, please listen to the wonderful Naomi Hunter and make your way to the hospital. It’s always appreciated when my

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[nestingdevil]

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You're so very quick to pass on the buck, aren't ya? Like a true dictator! You're putting on quite the show and while I may admire your tenacity, I've seen the act before. You're not impressive.

[A tit-tat against his teeth.] But someone has to pay up for the damages and no one gives me a spin on my own head without a little just-dues. So tell me Doc - what's it going to be?

[shrewd_doc]

Oh no, what ever will I do, not being able to impress you.

But dear, you won't be getting anything from me. Though, now that I know you don't like that, I can always rinse, lather, and repeat. It was quite enjoyable, you destroying your own belongings.

[nestingdevil]

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[Oh that pause is lengthy and the silence is not at all a welcome thing. It's the chill before the proverbial storm and Greed's good on his word.]

Oh? Is that a promise?

[nestingdevil]

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[And he's laughing, but it's putrid.] Take from me? Repeat the process? I'm sorry - I've been holding back.

Let me pay you the kindness, Doc. I'm not one to fight a woman, but you're no such thing are you? Fine then! Have it your way! I don't need to lay a hand on you to get what I want and you owe me, now.

[shrewd_doc]

[ She tries to hide the laugh, but by the end of his speech she is full on laughing. Oh, he was just what she needed. ]

You are the comical relief I needed, little boy. Exactly what I needed.

[nestingdevil]

You obviously have no idea. So be it. C'mon, you hag. Show us your teeth.

[shrewd_doc]

And ruin the surprise so early? What kind of party is that? You should know this, the lead act always goes last.

[nestingdevil]

And I also know two leading roles always ends in a massacre.