First Fang [video]

Dec 24, 2011 11:49

[The communicator has been tied to a lamppost outside of the default apartment complexes; it shows a thirteen-year-old girl, alien in face and as pale as the falling snow itself.]

Hello, Aliunde residents. My name is Kanaya Maryam. I've been led to understand that my stay here is forcibly permanent, and that as it is the human holiday of Christmas, the local workplaces are closed. These things together mean that it seems to be in my best interests to offer myself up for employment over this medium, and now. I have several skills; among them clothing creation and design, gardening, interior decorating, and virtually anything requiring a chainsaw. Also I'm capable of drinking blood if that helps. I'm here by the apartments, obviously, if you wish to contact me; otherwise, have a... merry Christmas, yes, that's the word.
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