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lololol.paul
OMG SARA IS AWESOME FOR SHOWING ME THE DRABBLE THING.
you have to list down a bunch of words that will be added to this story thingo.
Its hilarious!
my results:
"Let me explain, Martin" Ally said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a mediocre kiss it was. Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be slippery."
- - -
Accidentally, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a mediocre sweet pasta, all on a summer's day. I wish my Ally would lick me, in her own brand-new way..."
"Do you?" Ally sat down beside Martin and put her hand on Martin's pene. "I think that could be arranged."
Martin gasped swiftly. "But what about my hot Chin?"
"I like it," Ally said tenderly. "I think it's large."
- - -
When Martin came to, Ally was holding his pene and looking enormous. "My love," Ally said tenderly, "I've been shipwrecked on a large island for the last ten years. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my Legs in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Martin could hardly believe his Ally had returned. "I will always love you, Legs or no Legs. Besides, you can cover it up with a caterpillar."
- - -
Ally:
O Martin, Martin! wherefore art thou Martin?
What's in a name? That which we call a pene
By any other name would smell as brand-new
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a virgin that was touched for the very first time"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove large.
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Doing the drabble thing is so amusing! :))
i couldn't stop laughing!