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[alittleraven]

[ So there's quiet for a bit, apart from a small amount of static... and then there's mild curses, being muttered of course, followed by a heavy sigh that's clearly irritated.   So he's going to attempt to speak in a civilized, totally calm manner ...  ]

...Is there any place that has cigarettes?   [ day one of the withdrawal~ ]

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[shoothimfirst]

Cigarettes will kill you.

[alittleraven]

Wh-- Who are you?

[shoothimfirst]

Why does that matter? I just felt you should be informed of what that nasty habit will do to you.

If you do die, leave your body for science, ja?

[alittleraven]

[ muttered ] I'm aware of what it'll do to me and -- I'm not going to die from that!

[shoothimfirst]

How long have you been smoking? That will be the real tell of how much damage has been done.

html fail, you saw nothing.

[alittleraven]

I didn't ask for a medical examination I -- A few years?

Then my e-mail lies! :|

[shoothimfirst]

Hm...A better question is how much do you smoke? One pack a day...five...

how dare it :|

[alittleraven]

A pack, at most.

[shoothimfirst]

Hm...Already a bit of damage done, then.

Smoke more. I want to see the result.

[alittleraven]

[ AWKWARD SILENCE? ]

What?

[shoothimfirst]

*he laughs in an unsettling manner*

Nothing, nothing...

[alittleraven]

[ how unsettling ]

Right... so do you know where there's some?

[shoothimfirst]

Nein.

[alittleraven]

There's nine somewhere?

[shoothimfirst]

...

No, you dummkopf.

[alittleraven]

Excuse me, what?