Hatter, "Who Said We're Whack?"
Title: Who Said We're Whack?" -- The Lonely Island
Author: alittloddish
Characters: Hatter
Genre: Drabble
Word count: 170
Summary: Hatter runs into a... situation... at a bar.
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“Man,” the guy down the bar said sloppily to his pal. “Look at that fruit in the purple.” They snorted into their vodka sours. “And that hat… oh, hell, that hat is whack…”
Hatter looked at them sidelong, and flipped his hat up into the air. He walked over, punched the first guy in the back of the head so that it ricocheted forward to crack against the second guys’ nose. They both collapsed face-first onto the bar, moaning. Hatter shook out his fist and sauntered back over to his bar stool just in time for his black, pinstriped fedora to fall neatly back in its place. He adjusted it with a subtle nudge and looked around at the other patrons.
“How can a person call another person whack?” he asked.
He knocked back his drink in the following silence.
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Author: alittloddish
Characters: Hatter
Genre: Drabble
Word count: 170
Summary: Hatter runs into a... situation... at a bar.
**
“Man,” the guy down the bar said sloppily to his pal. “Look at that fruit in the purple.” They snorted into their vodka sours. “And that hat… oh, hell, that hat is whack…”
Hatter looked at them sidelong, and flipped his hat up into the air. He walked over, punched the first guy in the back of the head so that it ricocheted forward to crack against the second guys’ nose. They both collapsed face-first onto the bar, moaning. Hatter shook out his fist and sauntered back over to his bar stool just in time for his black, pinstriped fedora to fall neatly back in its place. He adjusted it with a subtle nudge and looked around at the other patrons.
“How can a person call another person whack?” he asked.
He knocked back his drink in the following silence.
**
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