getting Medieval on your ass
Tonight was VERY entertaining.... probably not for the right reasons :-D
Quotes of the night:
"There's a joust on my cup!" - P
"My shirt's caught on his sword" - P
After I complained about my head hurting from all the flashing lights:
Me: "Calahorra" (our "section" name)
P: "Color horror? hahaha"
I got to see a chastity belt, sick stuff. Also got to see some more torture devices, even sicker. C, you'd enjoy it.
I brought my utensils because, well, for those who know me, you know that I usually wear what I eat. Not in the kinky way (not AT ALL) but in the way that if I have a plate of pasta with sauce I will somehow have a sauce stain on my back. Mysterious crap. Yea, tonight a potato sorta exploded on me. There were bits all over me... Anyway back the the utensils, I was using the fork and one of the employees yelled at me :-/ (in a friendly sort of way) I was reluctant to eat with just my hands!!!
They gave us loads of wet-naps though (wet-nap, wet-nap, wet-nap,) so that helped :-)
The show itself was so corny, but in a funny sort of way. Our knight (the red knight) SUCKED! He was SO BAD. He couldn't joust, he couldn't get the ring things on his wooden stick thing, he almost missed the target circle thing completely... he sucked. The one thing he actually won (kinda) once was the sword fighting which was (of course) choreographed (badly).... and then he was "killed"... he fucking sucked. He looked like he could be a Metallica fan. Not sure what that means. O.o
I renamed all the knights when I was there, I had to entertain myself somehow. I named the black and white knight Oreo, the yellow and black night was named Hufflepuff, the red knight was called "you suck", the blue night was the blue power ranger, red and gold knight, griffindor etc. Keep in mind I was using these names for most of the night to refer to each of these knights. Half the night I had no idea what the story was about. I had no idea the blue power ranger was trying to win the joust for the princess. She gave him her sash thing but I didn't know that was the medieval action of "I think you are swell". Who knew??? Anywho, the flashing lights and loud noises were giving me a headache.
The food was really good, btw.
Got cool ass souvenirs too, score.
All in all a VERY awesome night, a VERY nice start to (what should be) a very cool ass weekend.
touche!
GOULET!
Quotes of the night:
"There's a joust on my cup!" - P
"My shirt's caught on his sword" - P
After I complained about my head hurting from all the flashing lights:
Me: "Calahorra" (our "section" name)
P: "Color horror? hahaha"
I got to see a chastity belt, sick stuff. Also got to see some more torture devices, even sicker. C, you'd enjoy it.
I brought my utensils because, well, for those who know me, you know that I usually wear what I eat. Not in the kinky way (not AT ALL) but in the way that if I have a plate of pasta with sauce I will somehow have a sauce stain on my back. Mysterious crap. Yea, tonight a potato sorta exploded on me. There were bits all over me... Anyway back the the utensils, I was using the fork and one of the employees yelled at me :-/ (in a friendly sort of way) I was reluctant to eat with just my hands!!!
They gave us loads of wet-naps though (wet-nap, wet-nap, wet-nap,) so that helped :-)
The show itself was so corny, but in a funny sort of way. Our knight (the red knight) SUCKED! He was SO BAD. He couldn't joust, he couldn't get the ring things on his wooden stick thing, he almost missed the target circle thing completely... he sucked. The one thing he actually won (kinda) once was the sword fighting which was (of course) choreographed (badly).... and then he was "killed"... he fucking sucked. He looked like he could be a Metallica fan. Not sure what that means. O.o
I renamed all the knights when I was there, I had to entertain myself somehow. I named the black and white knight Oreo, the yellow and black night was named Hufflepuff, the red knight was called "you suck", the blue night was the blue power ranger, red and gold knight, griffindor etc. Keep in mind I was using these names for most of the night to refer to each of these knights. Half the night I had no idea what the story was about. I had no idea the blue power ranger was trying to win the joust for the princess. She gave him her sash thing but I didn't know that was the medieval action of "I think you are swell". Who knew??? Anywho, the flashing lights and loud noises were giving me a headache.
The food was really good, btw.
Got cool ass souvenirs too, score.
All in all a VERY awesome night, a VERY nice start to (what should be) a very cool ass weekend.
touche!
GOULET!