05 [voice]

[alittlegreedy]

Gahahahaha! Geez, this is rich! Just about as rich as you can get, in the most nonliteral of ways! I mean, damn, and here I thought my siblings were bad-- just lookit the lot of you! Scientists do god-knows-what, and you all become slaves to the basest of desires! And with such ease, too

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[fragrancy]

Well, that's just not fair.

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

Is it?

[video]

[fragrancy]

Yeah, I mean, it's not like we asked for this to happen.

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

By that reasoning, life's pretty unfair in itself, eh?

[video]

[fragrancy]

Yeah, no kidding. [ Huff huff. ] It's stupid, right?

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

Maybe a little. But embrace it while you can.

[video]

[fragrancy]

Right now all I'm embracing is a buncha dirt. It's going into my neighbor's bathtub. [ It's cathartic to play pranks on people who make him mad. Yeah. ]

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

You know, that's probably the easiest place to wash dirt out.

Why not try somewhere else?

[video]

[fragrancy]

No way, not a whole bathtub of it. It'll take forever for all that dirt to go down the drain.

My other plan involves exploding penguins.

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

Sounds a tad more dangerous, that one.

[video]

[fragrancy]

They can handle it. [ Rather, his expression says they better be able to. ]

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

I don't see the point then.

[video]

[fragrancy]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I don't really know, it just makes me feel better.

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

Heh. Then by all means.

[video]

[fragrancy]

What's your diagnosis about all this anyway? Since you've got it all figured out and everything.

[video]

[alittlegreedy]

If I told you, you might start looking for a 'cure'. I'd rather not, yet.