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[alittlegreedy]

Gahahahaha! Geez, this is rich! Just about as rich as you can get, in the most nonliteral of ways! I mean, damn, and here I thought my siblings were bad-- just lookit the lot of you! Scientists do god-knows-what, and you all become slaves to the basest of desires! And with such ease, too

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[yourgoddamnit]

FUCK YOUR LAUGHTER MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER KITTENS.
BUT THIS LEVEL OF FURY ISN'T ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
I THINK.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

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[alittlegreedy]

I feel like the result's gonna be the same.

So. Pass.

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[yourgoddamnit]

OF COURSE THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE GONE SHITHIVE INSANE IS A FUCKING SADIST WHO GETS OFF ON WITHHOLDING.
OF COURSE.
I HAVE A HUMAN ANATOMY BOOK.
I KNOW YOUR WEAK POINTS.
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MUTILATION.

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[alittlegreedy]

And more fuel for the fire! Yep, keep it coming, I love it.

--But hey. A human anatomy book might not be your best of aids there, champ.

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[yourgoddamnit]

AND WHY IS THAT?

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[alittlegreedy]

Not human.

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[yourgoddamnit]

USUALLY THAT WOULD PROMPT A "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU" RESPONSE
BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT YOU WOULD EVADE THE QUESTION WITH MORE OF YOUR WITHHOLDING BULLSHIT.
I'LL SETTLE FOR THIS:
I WILL FIND THE MOST FLAMMABLE CHEMICAL AVAILABLE,
LIGHT YOU ON FIRE,
SALT YOUR ROASTED CARCASS,
FEED YOU TO THE LOCAL FAUNA,
AND THEN SLAUGHTER THE BEASTS SO EVEN YOUR DIGESTED REMAINS WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT DEATH.

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[alittlegreedy]

Wow, kid! You've got guts. I'd almost say it were admirable if it weren't directed me...

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[yourgoddamnit]

YOU CAN ADMIRE MY FURY WHEN YOUR CORPORAL FORM IS NOTHING BUT ASHES AND ALL THAT REMAINS IS YOUR SMUG FUCKING GRIN FLOATING IN NOTHINGNESS FOR ETERNITY.