05. voice + text

[alittlegreedy]

Well, geez, if that weren't some crazy last few days. Looks like armor boy's bro hit the road in the meanwhile, too... Huh.

[...]

But guess what, boat? It's survey-time. If you don't wanna fill it out, then don't-- though just so you know, it's for most everyone's benefit that you do.

[text]
1) Name:
2) Age / Actual Age:
3) Gender:
4) Job:
5)

Comments

[text]

[kazeyotsutaete]

1) Name: Roll.
2) Age / Actual Age: Twelve.
3) Gender: Female, kinda.
4) Job: Helper robot/housekeeper.
5) What are you: Robot.
6) Something interesting: Did you know that it is estimated that 500 to 1000 species of bacteria live in the human gut and a roughly similar number on the skin?
7) Where you're from: Monsteropolis.
8) Who's your leader: ... what?
9) Cup size: ...
10) Are you useful: I try.
11) Are you physically attractive: ...
12) Favorite drink: Don't have one.
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: No, and Mister Jinx is mine so we'll have to work out a deal Mister Greed.

[Guess who went and listened/read other replies.]

[text]

[alittlegreedy]

3) ...
6) Gross.
9) Pretty sure I already know this anyway.
10) You are, don't worry.
13) I'm listening.

[text]

[kazeyotsutaete]

3) Hm?
6) Makes me glad I'm not human.
13) You are?

[text]

[alittlegreedy]

3) Nothing.
6) Almost wonder if I'm the same.
13) Well, reading, at least.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[Click, to audio it's just easier now]

Usually people don't dot over nothing, Mister Greed.

And with thirteen hm... Alternating days? [She's not serious about the Jinx stuff, but she may as well have some fun right?]

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

I figured you could probably only kinda be a girl due to the.. robot thing, and all. Or is there something else?

I'll think about it. Weekends are definitely mine though.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

You'd be right. I look like a girl but that's about it, Mister Greed.

Now that's not fair, also he's not allowed to drink alcohol. Him and I made a deal about that.

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Why'd he make such a lousy deal?

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

I promised him cake if he made it through a week.

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Oh.

Cake must be really, really amazing, in which case.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

... you never had it?

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Nope.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[What is your life, Greed.]

Then I guess I'll have to make you one too.

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

[NOTHINGNESS]

I'm not much of a food person.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Really?

[Not believing it.]

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Really. That's my brother's forte.

[err, well. people are.]