05. voice + text

[alittlegreedy]

Well, geez, if that weren't some crazy last few days. Looks like armor boy's bro hit the road in the meanwhile, too... Huh.

[...]

But guess what, boat? It's survey-time. If you don't wanna fill it out, then don't-- though just so you know, it's for most everyone's benefit that you do.

[text]
1) Name:
2) Age / Actual Age:
3) Gender:
4) Job:
5)

Comments

[Text]

[pimp_hat]

1) Name: great-father winter
2) Age / Actual Age: between 1 and 100
3) Gender: undecided
4) Job: local drunk
5) What are you: a lovable rogue
6) Something interesting: raptors are ticklish
7) Where you're from: my mother
8) Who's your leader: never had much need for one
9) Cup size: depends what im drinking
10) Are you useful: are you?
11) Are you physically attractive: damn straight
12) Favorite drink: the alcoholic kind
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: no but you can be mine

[alittlegreedy]

To myself, yeah. Gonna have to pass on the last one though.

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

Huh, it be lookin' like we be at an impasse den.

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Maybe. What's a raptor?

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

A big lizard wid a bad attitude. Dey make pretty good mounts dough. Ain't nobody be wantin' to steal sometin' dat will bite off joor hand on a whim.

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Really? You know of any here?

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

Nope. None dat be real anyway.

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Figures.

Are you useful?

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

Guess dat just be dependin' on what jah need done. And if I be feelin' genuhrous.

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Let's say... fixing or defending something. Getting things done.

[yes that covers a lot shhhh]

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

[Wow that's not vague.]

Yeah sure I can get t'ings done.

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Heh.

Congrats, then: You pass.

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

I be jumpin' fuh joy mon.

[Can't you hear his enthusiasm?]

So what do I win?

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

My approval. At least, slightly.

[Audio]

[pimp_hat]

Right. And dat be good fuh me how?

[Audio]

[alittlegreedy]

I'd say a good opinion is more beneficial than a bad opinion, no matter the circumstances.