05. voice + text

[alittlegreedy]

Well, geez, if that weren't some crazy last few days. Looks like armor boy's bro hit the road in the meanwhile, too... Huh.

[...]

But guess what, boat? It's survey-time. If you don't wanna fill it out, then don't-- though just so you know, it's for most everyone's benefit that you do.

[text]
1) Name:
2) Age / Actual Age:
3) Gender:
4) Job:
5)

Comments

[standardpackage]

What th' fuck's this fer anyway?

[alittlegreedy]

"Most everyone's benefit."

Text

[standardpackage]

[Have some quiet mumbling before Jinx switches to text.]

1) Name: Jinx
2) Age / Actual Age: 34
3) Gender: Male
4) Job: Explosives engineer
5) What are you: Fuck you
6) Something interesting: Fuck you
7) Where you're from: Haven
8) Who's your leader: Nobody
9) Cup size: Fuck you
10) Are you useful: Yes
11) Are you physically attractive: Fuck you
12) Favorite drink: Alcohol
13) Do you want to be my subordinate: Sure why not

ROFL 1/ a number

[alittlegreedy]

[Well.]

2/

[alittlegreedy]

[...]

3/

[alittlegreedy]

... You're really difficult, sometimes.

4/

[alittlegreedy]

[

...hnn]

done

[alittlegreedy]

For thirteen.

You mean that?

LMAO /ded

[standardpackage]

Yah, I do. I mean everythin' else as well.

[Pshh. Jinx isn't even trying right now.]

[alittlegreedy]

Huh. You really want to fuck me, then?

[standardpackage]

[A long pause then a burst of laughter.]

Well if yer offerin', Buddy.

[alittlegreedy]

... Can't say I roll that way. Nice of you to be so straightforward, though.

You do know what thirteen entails, right?

[standardpackage]

Think so.

[alittlegreedy]

Great. That's one of you down.

[standardpackage]

When do I start?

[alittlegreedy]

You've already started.