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[alittlecredit]

Soooo I've noticed we've been getting a steady stream of folks from back home recently. I kind of wanted to take a head count but frankly I haven't been back to the West Coast since I was like 13 for very important and personally traumatic reasons and I have no idea what is going on over there. So I gave up

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[lady_wandering]

You seem to have a very complex set of enemies, Julio. Have you considered counting your friends instead? I imagine it would be much more peaceful.

[alittlecredit]

Nope. My enemies are safer. At least they have the decency to announce when they plan to make an attempt on my life.

[lady_wandering]

As opposed to your friends...? Perhaps you need to redefine your definitions a bit.

What are these Skrulls, you're talking about? I'm not familiar with that race.

[alittlecredit]

They work well enough for me. If I tossed every friend that tried to kill me once, I'd have like...one friend. As far as I'm aware.

Green humanoid race. Imperialists. From somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy?

[lady_wandering]

You have...interesting relationships.

Hmmmm, I'm not familiar with the race, but it's likely we come from two different versions of the universe. I take it they're attempting the colonization and subjugation of your home?

[alittlecredit]

Yeah, I started it this time.

In my defense? I was talking about Monet and Guido.

[alittlecredit]

You're not psychic. Don't tell me what I was thinking.

[alittlecredit]

People die from concussions. Sometimes they get hit and wake up in a coma.

[alittlecredit]

I trust people.