killing me softly
i am so fucking awesome. criminal style. friend of a friend, my foe, called the police on me yesterday. it was fucking the funniest thing that has happened in so long. i am so glad to know people who are more drama than day time television. if you have the tendency to be reeeeally nuts or you are friends with people who are perfectly unstable then please be my friend so that i can get dragged into your bullshit cause i fucking looooove it.
i got a nosebleed yesterday. third time in my life. first time since elementary school. am i dying? sometimes i hope so.
at least i had a dream that was a combination of gangster foreplay and making out in a car AND getting a frappucino for free.
i am going to brunch with drumm cause that is the posh thing to do when youre a rich poker player. we are going to talk shit about drumms love life and about my ultra drama. and then i am going to shoot myself.. at least with a water pistol. if i dont die at least my mood will be lightened. oh yes. the mood.
/end bullshit.
i got a nosebleed yesterday. third time in my life. first time since elementary school. am i dying? sometimes i hope so.
at least i had a dream that was a combination of gangster foreplay and making out in a car AND getting a frappucino for free.
i am going to brunch with drumm cause that is the posh thing to do when youre a rich poker player. we are going to talk shit about drumms love life and about my ultra drama. and then i am going to shoot myself.. at least with a water pistol. if i dont die at least my mood will be lightened. oh yes. the mood.
/end bullshit.