i am the biggest nerd who ever lived and today ranks top 50 at least of fun days that ive had and i didnt do much of anything besides go to walmart and rent a movie. we rented wonderland and it was pretty good and val kilmer might be on his way to getting typecast as a junky. anyways... yes i am actually really really sick so i look like shit and i am deleriously from massive amounts of medication and some "magic" korean tea....
picture time:
all acts of mayhem commited in large corporations must be done covertly... (please see the following picture for examples of invisibility modes, disguises and more)
plan for a stylish, hearty, yet compact getaway... (dont forget to pick up batteries)
or as an alternative..
ability to change your look at any given moment is essential.. disguises are not to be overlooked.
the florida tourist
little league baseball team
pre pubescent cyclist
fair maiden
wild wild west cowboys
any of the above acceptable.
make sure that your fellow team members are in tip top condition.. constant training is very important..
feel free to rest during your mission...
please pick up the following...
chris rock's father recommends this as a remedy for anything from clogged sinuses to broken bones. that means it works.
hoola hoops are basically awesome so get one of these as well.
flowers for the wife.. in some cases (such as mine) you may have two wives so get lots.
world's greatest drug store shampoo.
vegan/phallus sidewalk chalk for community accepted grafiti.
and last but not least... ninja turtles own your face.