KIDS ON THE BLOCK
ya so i went to this party last night, with alcohol and hookah.
except i couldn't enjoy any of it, because you see, it was a damn family friend party.
with parents. and kids under the age of 11.
ya so, i got to hang out with those cool kids. i walk into the room, and this 5 year old boy (so adorable by the way) was like "ARE YOU A TEENAGERRR!!!???"
like it was the most exciting thing since barney or something.
then we spent our time playing things like racing on one foot, on your knees, backwards, and, we played DISCO. we had a little set back at first. because we had the disco ball, but couldnt find the music to dance to. so, this 8 year old genius turns to me and says "we can use the ringtones on your phone!"
What a brilliant idea.
so we danced to my ringtones. FREEZE dance might i add.
It was time for dinner, and we sat around a table cloth laid down on the floor, because i mean, us kids would just spill all over the fuckin place if we didnt have carpet protection.. and they gave me a little session of Q and A.
they asked things like... "do teenager get zits?" or "do you have recess and slides at your school?" and some other stuff i forgot. also, the 10 year discussed with us her love life, which i HAVE to add is wayyyyyyyy more exciting then mine is currently. ya, she got a note from a guy she likes, who, likes her, and they like, like each other now. the reaction of course was "ewwwwww"
after the big meal, i needed to rest, because i mean, i'm in my grandpa stage of life where i need to nap after food, to you know, digest better, ... but they didnt like this idea, so they decided to perform back surgery on me, and also, give me an "extreme makeover". ya thanks kids.
OH > really entertaining part was when the 10 year old, the one with the boyfriend or whatever, performed her made up dance to "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." she sang it and everything.
the little 5 year was my favorite though. he was really funny because he had a lisp and was congested, so it was uber hard to understand things that came out his mouth. and he laughed at EVeRYthing.
we ended the night with a championship game of "GUESS WHO" , which i lost.
wish i could be a kid again.
except i couldn't enjoy any of it, because you see, it was a damn family friend party.
with parents. and kids under the age of 11.
ya so, i got to hang out with those cool kids. i walk into the room, and this 5 year old boy (so adorable by the way) was like "ARE YOU A TEENAGERRR!!!???"
like it was the most exciting thing since barney or something.
then we spent our time playing things like racing on one foot, on your knees, backwards, and, we played DISCO. we had a little set back at first. because we had the disco ball, but couldnt find the music to dance to. so, this 8 year old genius turns to me and says "we can use the ringtones on your phone!"
What a brilliant idea.
so we danced to my ringtones. FREEZE dance might i add.
It was time for dinner, and we sat around a table cloth laid down on the floor, because i mean, us kids would just spill all over the fuckin place if we didnt have carpet protection.. and they gave me a little session of Q and A.
they asked things like... "do teenager get zits?" or "do you have recess and slides at your school?" and some other stuff i forgot. also, the 10 year discussed with us her love life, which i HAVE to add is wayyyyyyyy more exciting then mine is currently. ya, she got a note from a guy she likes, who, likes her, and they like, like each other now. the reaction of course was "ewwwwww"
after the big meal, i needed to rest, because i mean, i'm in my grandpa stage of life where i need to nap after food, to you know, digest better, ... but they didnt like this idea, so they decided to perform back surgery on me, and also, give me an "extreme makeover". ya thanks kids.
OH > really entertaining part was when the 10 year old, the one with the boyfriend or whatever, performed her made up dance to "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." she sang it and everything.
the little 5 year was my favorite though. he was really funny because he had a lisp and was congested, so it was uber hard to understand things that came out his mouth. and he laughed at EVeRYthing.
we ended the night with a championship game of "GUESS WHO" , which i lost.
wish i could be a kid again.