I am a conscientious objector.
As an English major, I morally object to the run-on sentences and flagrant abuse of commas in my assigned NLM220 reading. I will, therefore, not be completing it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Instead, I will offer some valuable insight from this week's episode of The Hills, aka my guide to life.
"Whatever, roller coasters are so fun"
-Audrina's friend on The Hills
"Roller coasters can also leave you with motion sickness and vomit"
-guy on The Hills Live After Show
The experts on the After Show are like my own personal Jiminy Crickets (as ALWAYS... by the way, in the real Pinocchio, Pinocchio actually kills the cricket. Not only that, he does it, like, REALLY early in the story. Like, first quarter early. crazy Italian fairy tales), but I think I'm going to go with Audrina's idiot friend on this one.
Instead, I will offer some valuable insight from this week's episode of The Hills, aka my guide to life.
"Whatever, roller coasters are so fun"
-Audrina's friend on The Hills
"Roller coasters can also leave you with motion sickness and vomit"
-guy on The Hills Live After Show
The experts on the After Show are like my own personal Jiminy Crickets (as ALWAYS... by the way, in the real Pinocchio, Pinocchio actually kills the cricket. Not only that, he does it, like, REALLY early in the story. Like, first quarter early. crazy Italian fairy tales), but I think I'm going to go with Audrina's idiot friend on this one.