More street cred than an airfix kit
found at eBay
Of course,
I don't have anywhere to put it
It would dissolve in the British climate
It probably isn't airworthy
If it was, it would only be allowed 15 minutes airtime a year
I can't fly
If I could, I'd probably squash it
If I could both fly and get it off the ground, it would likely kill me
nevertheless
Dear Santa, please,please,please,please....