I don't even LIKE eggs
So I learned a new trick from my best friend:
Act dumb around parents and they will do everything for you. It worked the 1st day..mom and dad made my whole breakfast! They even packed it in a little box for me to take to work. SWEET!
But I guess I missed some rules of the trick because now they wouldn't even let me boil an egg. I had to get a lecture for my dad about how long the egg should boil followed by a lecture from my mom about how much water to put in the pot.
My Mother: "You need to cover the egg with water to boil it"
My Father: "It's done you've let it boil too long." See if it spins on it's tip it's done"
My Mother: "Can you believe she can't boil an egg?"
My Father: "You wasting water only boiling 1 egg"
My Mother: " How do you normally eat?"
That's what I get for playin' dumb...can't be trusted to boil my own egg!
Act dumb around parents and they will do everything for you. It worked the 1st day..mom and dad made my whole breakfast! They even packed it in a little box for me to take to work. SWEET!
But I guess I missed some rules of the trick because now they wouldn't even let me boil an egg. I had to get a lecture for my dad about how long the egg should boil followed by a lecture from my mom about how much water to put in the pot.
My Mother: "You need to cover the egg with water to boil it"
My Father: "It's done you've let it boil too long." See if it spins on it's tip it's done"
My Mother: "Can you believe she can't boil an egg?"
My Father: "You wasting water only boiling 1 egg"
My Mother: " How do you normally eat?"
That's what I get for playin' dumb...can't be trusted to boil my own egg!