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A lot of things have happened recently.
Important things.
But I just returned from watching Wolverine and suddenly that's wiped my mental slate clean.
Hot fucking damn was that the hottest film I've ever had gracing my eyes with it's beautiful naked, rippling splendor.
Andy and Hamish, an Aussie radio show were talking about how one of their girlfriends pretty much had a seizure when she watched it because her top three things that she wants in her ultimate fantasy man is a Canadian lumberjack with side burns and also, Hugh Jackman. So super specific is this type I was like, nah I could never be that satisfied.
But then I knew exactly how she felt because HOLY GOD. HUGH JACKMAN. IN MILITARY GARB. THROUGH THE AGES. WORLD WAR 1 AND TWO. AND VIETNAM. AND EVEN LATER. ALL OILED UP AND GLISTENING.
DOG TAGS. NNNGHHHHHHH.
Seriously, I nearly had a heart attack.
And that entire squad. I had such size kink fits, my imagination went into overdrive, and frankly died at some point because the possibilities were so sorchingly wonderful I was left in a gibbering state that could only be transcribed to four little words.
Dom Monaghan. Butt boy.
When Victor walked ever so slowly up to Dom and crowded his space. I seriously had to breathe shallow because omg so wrong, and sosoSO. Hot.
I also surprisingly found Ryan Renolds really... outstanding in this movie. And considering I've never seen him as a serious actor... as in an actor who deserves any role at all in a movie, this was quite a revelation. He was witty and funny, and then without his voice, incredibly expressive with only his eyes and his glistening, semi naked flexing body.
I would watch a Deadpool movie in a heartbeat (but what would happen in it?)
But most of all... GAMBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. REMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ♥
I wish he had more of a role. But YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I AM WEAK. I WILL END UP SPENDING THE REST OF TONIGHT WITH SOME HARDCORE REMY LOGAN I'M JUST SAYIN'.
Also, question to others who have seen it.
WTF was up with Doctor Xavier? Was that actually Patrick, the actor. Or... was he CGI'ed in? There was something SERIOUSLY Wacky going on with his face. Was it a special effect? Or just Botox? HE LOOKED LIKE THE ALIEN FROM THAT SIMPSON'S EPISODE COMING OUT OF THE BUSH DAMMIT. I was frightened. If I saw someone like THAT upon escaping a prison I would run screaming.
Hugh Jackman is a god among men and Deborah, you are such a lucky woman to have that all to yourself girl. Because half the world is gonna want to maul him in the streets.
I would. ♥_♥
Important things.
But I just returned from watching Wolverine and suddenly that's wiped my mental slate clean.
Hot fucking damn was that the hottest film I've ever had gracing my eyes with it's beautiful naked, rippling splendor.
Andy and Hamish, an Aussie radio show were talking about how one of their girlfriends pretty much had a seizure when she watched it because her top three things that she wants in her ultimate fantasy man is a Canadian lumberjack with side burns and also, Hugh Jackman. So super specific is this type I was like, nah I could never be that satisfied.
But then I knew exactly how she felt because HOLY GOD. HUGH JACKMAN. IN MILITARY GARB. THROUGH THE AGES. WORLD WAR 1 AND TWO. AND VIETNAM. AND EVEN LATER. ALL OILED UP AND GLISTENING.
DOG TAGS. NNNGHHHHHHH.
Seriously, I nearly had a heart attack.
And that entire squad. I had such size kink fits, my imagination went into overdrive, and frankly died at some point because the possibilities were so sorchingly wonderful I was left in a gibbering state that could only be transcribed to four little words.
Dom Monaghan. Butt boy.
When Victor walked ever so slowly up to Dom and crowded his space. I seriously had to breathe shallow because omg so wrong, and sosoSO. Hot.
I also surprisingly found Ryan Renolds really... outstanding in this movie. And considering I've never seen him as a serious actor... as in an actor who deserves any role at all in a movie, this was quite a revelation. He was witty and funny, and then without his voice, incredibly expressive with only his eyes and his glistening, semi naked flexing body.
I would watch a Deadpool movie in a heartbeat (but what would happen in it?)
But most of all... GAMBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. REMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ♥
I wish he had more of a role. But YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I AM WEAK. I WILL END UP SPENDING THE REST OF TONIGHT WITH SOME HARDCORE REMY LOGAN I'M JUST SAYIN'.
Also, question to others who have seen it.
WTF was up with Doctor Xavier? Was that actually Patrick, the actor. Or... was he CGI'ed in? There was something SERIOUSLY Wacky going on with his face. Was it a special effect? Or just Botox? HE LOOKED LIKE THE ALIEN FROM THAT SIMPSON'S EPISODE COMING OUT OF THE BUSH DAMMIT. I was frightened. If I saw someone like THAT upon escaping a prison I would run screaming.
Hugh Jackman is a god among men and Deborah, you are such a lucky woman to have that all to yourself girl. Because half the world is gonna want to maul him in the streets.
I would. ♥_♥