This is all
ciceqi's fault for thinking up an idea with
HILLBILLY VINCENT VALENTINE:
And speaking of bizarre AUs, I now have this mental image of what it'd be like to rewrite FF7 as this Southern Gothic thing set in the Appalachians or something, and there are hillbillies and such, and Vince doesn't have his pretty flashy pistol/rifle/etc, he's got a hall-cleaner. OMG, I would love to see somebody hand Vince a sawn-off shotgun, OMguh.
... Practically DARING ME with the potential crack.
And so I dug up those rusty drawing and colouring skills, and bring you
*shakes head* I blame
ciceqi's nefarious influence.
ETA:
ciceqi SUCCUMBED to the mental pressure and actually wrote
This AU. Moo ha ha ha.