Maybe I'm not so nice.

Jul 27, 2008 21:16

Last night at Sex Dwarf's house:

I was sitting on a couch next to Little One who was next to Glitter Man who was leaning up against Beautiful Lover of D who was talking to Adam Ant Fan.
Glitter Man was leaning with his head against Beautiful Lover of D's side (she was on the arm of the couch), and sort of cuddled up.
Little One leaned over with his head on Glitter Man's shoulder.
I had a cat on my lap, and was thoroughly enjoying petting this cat. Also, I wasn't quite clear on why Little One sat so close to me in the first place. I was under the impression that we had an unspoken agreement to generally ignore each other. I didn't mind sitting next to him on principle, but when there's a whole couch and he sat so close to me, I thought twice of it. Breeching the unspoken agreement isn't something that should be done.
Anyway, so Little One is next to me and leaning against Glitter Man who is leaning against Beautiful Lover of D who is paying no attention.
Little One points to his shoulder and tells me to lean my head on his shoulder too.
Little One: Lean on me. Join us!
Me: I'm not really tired enough yet. ::continues to pet the cat::
Little One: C'mon pretty girl, lay your head on my shoulder.
Me: I'm not that pretty. ::this cat is being enthusiastically petted::
Little One looks at me with a questioning look.
Little One: I'm not drunk enough to say otherwise.
Me: Exactly my point.

I pretty much would have said anything to make it clear to Little One that I would never ever cuddle with him. I think that was kind of mean, but, you know. With that kid, I so totally don't care.

I really wish I could go back to a time before I'd ever heard him speak. Those were the days. Yeah...

Later on, Glitter Man and Little One disappear together.
Sex Dwarf: Where are Glitter Man and Little One?
Accidental Dolce and Me: I don't know.
::Sex Dwarf disappears upstairs::
Accidental Dolce: I knew THAT cherry had to be popped SOMETIME.
Me: ::uncontrollable laughter::

I'm glad today that none of these people read this journal.

And yes, anyone that was hoping for some kind of real update on my life will be disappointed. Sorry. I just don't really care so much about this thing anymore. ::shrug::
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